still be known as the town paper made, not mommy porn. >> what we want the industry to know is we still put out a quality product again. who knows, maybe we can land the bible next time. >> that's fantastic. first of all, harry smith, i have been to east millinocket. those are good, hard-working, modest people up there. you went around asking everybody if they were reading a dirty book. so, harry smith, the question to you, sir. have you read either one, two or three or all three? >> i felt like it was my journalistic responsibility. >> oh, here we go. >> to try to read the book. i kept falling asleep. >> wow. that's a whole different show. that's a whole dr. phil, which is on on a different day. >> but on good authority from the folks at the mill, they say go to page 120 and that's when it gets interesting. >> i'm just going to -- this does not -- >> you need to have your own copy. >> this doesn't imply i'm going to read it.